We have been chomping at the bit to give you your birthday presents.
We thought it would be tacky to give you money for your birthday.
So we decided to take you on a picnic.
Maybe later watch an eclipse.
Autumn thought you would rather a boost to the milky way,
or even better jupiter or mars.
Cody says girls go to jupiter to get more stupider,
and boys go to mars to get more candy bars.
We finally decided you should take a time out
and enjoy this momento.
We hope it doesn't make you rolover and get sick,
if it does we promise not to snicker.
We think you are a marvelous creation.
*Bold marks the name of the candy bars.